1 to accidentally squirt juice and/or pulp into one’s eye, as from a grapefruit when using a spoon to scoop out a section for eating.

2 to accidentally squirt the inner content from fruits, vegetables and other foods onto one’s face, body or clothing, or onto that of a person nearby.

“Why are you squinting, dear?” “It’s nothing. The grapefruit I was eating just orbisculated into my eye.”

Orbisculate by kidduninkindonuts September 30, 2020

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Orbicular • Orbisculate • Orbular • orniculaire • Ortacular • obscular • octicular rectanosis • ondicular • Oracular Intimations • orbituary

orbisculate

When a citrus fruit squirts your eye. The story was reported on both NPR and the CBC show "As it Happens."

My grapefruit orbisculated when I pushed a spoon into it this morning.

orbisculate by Web Slinger March 3, 2021

Orbisculate

As a VERB: What it’s called when a citrus fruit squirts juice as you attempt to eat, slice, or peel it.

As a NOUN: The juice that squirts out of a citrus fruit when attempting to eat, slice, or peel it.

V: I love grapefruit, but I know as soon as I stick the spoon in, it will orbisculate into my eye.

N: Ouch! I was peeling an orange and got some orbisculate in my eye!

Orbisculate by Christackleberry March 4, 2021

Orbular

The state of being "totally tubular" whilst being an orb or in an orb shape. This thing should also probably be really pretty or interesting to the person using the word.

The sun is so orbular right now!

Orbular by Rumpled Alpaca May 30, 2016

ondicular

a spicy way to say ~odd~

created by your boy Lucas

A: That mf is ondicular.
B: Very ondicular.

ondicular by s31a_g June 8, 2021

obscular

When something is more refined or toned than it was before

My pecks are very obscular

obscular by Everyone’s fav chink April 7, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026