opportunivore 

An individual who seeks food in any situation where no exchange of capital is needed, e.g., dumpster diving or crashing a wedding buffet

As an opportunivore, Lance preferred sponging off of friends rather than braving the cold, wet dumpsters.

opportunivore by Dr. Octopus December 18, 2002

opportunivore 

Someone who selfishly exploits or takes full advantage of any situation involving free food or items.

The opportunistic omnivores in the office will eat anything we leave unattended in the kitchen, and now those opportunivores have eaten all the Christmas cookies.

That opportunistic jerk took all the free condoms from the clinic, they're such an opportunivore.

opportunivore by Knickerbøcker November 30, 2009

opportunivore 

Someone following the "high-everything diet", i.e. high-fat, high-carb, and high-protein, without any restriction on calories or macro-nutrient ratios. Could be a competitive eater, big body-builder, or just a normal person who will eat anything.

An opportunivore will eat whatever is available.

opportunivore by rensielk March 27, 2009

opportunitoe 

Not a word so stop saying it.

Girl- ''How many opportunitoes do you think I will get to find a job?''

Guy- ''Are you high? whats an ''opportunitoe''? thats not even a word so stop using it''

opportunitoe by Your Testicle March 22, 2014

oppurtunivore 

One who repeatedly takes advantage of those people and situations around them, rarely doing anythign for themselves.

Oppurtunivores may use this skill to hitch rides from unwilling 'friends' or incessantly mooch off supermarket sample stands.

See Sample Slut.

Whenever she is in the grocery store, Susan turns into an oppurtunivore, hitting up free samples whenever she can.

oppurtunivore by ///Motorsport October 14, 2006

Opportuniwhore 

Anyone who takes full advantage and abuses a situation in order to benefit only themselves.

Carly: Can you believe Jack took his secretary to my company's ski day when I was sick?

Adelle: He is such an opportuniwhore.

Opportuniwhore by whateversosueme February 13, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020