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To lose every game. Zero for X games. Pronounced "OH-FER" -- kind of like saying "oh" (as in zero) for X games.
Jason's team sucked and they never won a game. What a bunch of ophers.
by ross721 January 13, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A stupid fatty with a bad attitude. Is very ugly. Resembles a monkey, rhino, rat, and a hippo. Usually male. Has lots of hair, its just everywhere. Weighs about 400 lbs. Is very clingy and dumb-witted.
Oh no, I see Opher! Run away before he eats us!
by fghdffdsfasfadsafdfah September 06, 2008
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