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Something you say to yourself when you bump into objects or other people, or when you knock something over on accident.
1: You walk into a sliding glass door "Oooof"
2: You trip and fall "Oooof"
3: you bump your head "Oooof"
Oooof by TylerZeta October 20, 2011
Words you can keep
An audible exclamation said in response to a turn-on.
Shana's booty looked so damn fine, I couldn't help but utter 'Oooof' when she stepped out of the shower.
Oooof by biggerbadderwolf August 16, 2017
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When talking to a hot girl with a boyfriend you jizz your pants, but still act cool even though it feels like you got kicked in the stomach
We were having a great time chatting then...Oooof.
Oooof by Bigpapawy May 11, 2014

Oooof! I feeeeeel that! 

when you FEEEEEELLL something to your core. try to add an emotional aspect to it, like when you say the ‘oof’ try to really pop off, emotionally. make sure your voice shakes/tremors a bit, and try to put a hand on your heart.
Man, my dad has a crush on his brother. and i’m pretty sure he’s feetyfeet addicted :(“
“ Oooof! I feeeeeel that!”

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA 

The famous lyrics from the song Brain Power by NOMA. You may need computer software to pronounce this.
Guy 1: Hey bro, have you ever heard the song Brain Power?

Guy 2: O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooof 

the yell of pain, pain, just fucking pain
friend no.1: *hits other friend with bat*
friend no.2: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

somehow, you don't die, instead you are in um.wav universe, an even more hellish place
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF it means death and only death
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