Will be the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She very well could be a Russian goddess of beauty. She is beautiful inside and out and has an attitude, making her irresistible. Her incredible smile will brighten even the gloomiest of days and her touch will take all your worries away. She will fight for what she believes in and will love you with all her heart. If you ever meet her, then you are truly blessed. You should marry her no questions asked. If you don't, you'll spend your life regretting it.
Olga is my favorite.
Don't let go of Olga, you'll regret it.
The Oola Pancake is a sexual act created in the small town of Oola, Ireland. The first step of the Oola Pancake is for the woman to lie on her back with her ass pointed up towards the air. The man then pulls on the edges of his ballsack to form a pancake-shape with his ballsack. He places his 'pancake' on the woman's asshole, and she then farts in order to cook the 'pancake'. When the 'pancake' is sufficiently cooked, the man removes it from the asshole and feeds it to the woman.
Tom: Hey, do you want an Oola Pancake?
Emily: Yes please you sexy bastard, I love farting on your balls and eating it!!! *squirts*
amazing, spontaneous, smart, kind and beautiful girl. Might have an attitude and be indecisive, but she loves hard. She is worth it, marry her while you still have the chance!
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.