oolaf

The guy from frozen

Oolaf wants to melt in summer

by Sexy boy111111211 is the goat December 2, 2017

Oola Pancake

The Oola Pancake is a sexual act created in the small town of Oola, Ireland. The first step of the Oola Pancake is for the woman to lie on her back with her ass pointed up towards the air. The man then pulls on the edges of his ballsack to form a pancake-shape with his ballsack. He places his 'pancake' on the woman's asshole, and she then farts in order to cook the 'pancake'. When the 'pancake' is sufficiently cooked, the man removes it from the asshole and feeds it to the woman.

Tom: Hey, do you want an Oola Pancake?
Emily: Yes please you sexy bastard, I love farting on your balls and eating it!!! *squirts*

by Cptn.Rodrigo February 18, 2015

St. Olaf

The coolest college in the MIAC because it’s got the best school spirit and it’s literally Siberia. Famous for its overwhelming quantity of music nerd, Shrek-looking guys, and 10/10 female specimens who all drink suspicious amounts of alcohol for a dry campus.

We come from St. Olaf.

by umyaya October 9, 2019

Oolamskullam

After doing something reckless or illegal the person will yell/scream this

After Sid stole the woman’s weave he yelled Oolamskullam bitches

by Big0api420 June 17, 2018

Olafing

Olafing is the sexual act of putting a snowman in a vagina or anus and letting it melt and afterward drinking the liquid.

Last winter a was olafing with my girlfriend it tasted like a vanilla frapaccino from starbucks.

by ZelkHam February 26, 2020

Count Olaf

Count Olaf is the very villainous, extremely evil, appallingly awful, perfectly putrid, terribly turbulent, unbeleivably unpleasant, completely corrupt, repeatedly ruthless, ineffably immoral, openly obnoxious, totally troublesome, wickedly wrong, never-endingly nasty, flagrantly foul, big-headedly bad, cunning count, who is a major character in the 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' books, and is obssessed with obtaining the vast Baudelaire fortune. Despite all of the afore-mentioned descriptions of this devilish-deed-doer, he is surprisingly sexy, as he is an evil genius with a cool tattoo (of an eye on his left ankle for all you who hav not yet been awakened to the world of Lemony Snicket and co.) who always has a scheme up his long, grubby sleeve.
you can pretty much guarantee that any of the dodgy new characters will tun out to be him...

"That's not Stephano, it's COUNT OLAF!"
"That's not Captain Sham, it's COUNT OLAF!"
" That's not Shirley the receptionist, it's COUNT OLAF!"
...yadda yadda yadda

by parlez January 10, 2005

oglaf

One of the best web-based comics around. A good story set in an alternate universe with lots of sex and humor - and great pictures to boot! Updated every Sunday.

I discovered oglaf.com last night. I thought it was hilarious, and had to read all of them. Had to take a break at 'Invincible Shield Woman' though to fapp for a bit.

by Urbanite Frequenter May 9, 2011