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Ooficide 

The act of wanting to kill yourself in real life due to PTSD from a roblox game you have played and experience bullying like when a bitch named Ariana_Grinder4227 comes up to you and directly says you are a pice if ugli or u have the stoopid and u just wanna die! :’(
Damn that test just made me want to commit Ooficide

Golly that bitch so ugli her bee sting lookin tits make my eyes wanna commit Ooficide!
Ooficide by ExoticMango January 13, 2020
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Oofcakes 

Damn she got oofcakes
Oofcakes by maneatingdog October 7, 2018
Using ooficer is a cooler word for a roblox policeman. an ooficer is pretty much a policeman in roblox world with raining tacos. If you noticed,

I Am.. TheOoficer
*In A Roblox Game Playing Jailbreak*

Fred: "Hey, I'm Going To Be A Officer"
Johnny: "No"
Fred: "Huh? What Do You Mean No?"
Johnny: "It's Ooficer. Oof. Icer. OOFICER"
Fred: "O-Ok"

SO COOL!!!
Ooficer by theooficer January 20, 2021
choof in pig latin
a vape
oi do u got a oofchay im fienin
oofchay by fukfags August 8, 2023
Out of "fucking" control
Man, you are oofc! Why did you run that red light?
oofc by skierfrank May 29, 2008
A four legged animal that lives deep in the jungle of robloxia and yells oof every 10 seconds
lookover there!! its a very rare wild oofican!! its thicker than it looked in the pics! THICK AF
oofican by urmommoof May 31, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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