onwine shopping

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1. the act of a person who shops online while under the influence of wine
2. the act of a person who purchases unnecessary online while under the influence of wine

Darren: Mum, why did you buy six ceramic octopus shaped mugs?
Mum: It seemed like a fine idea. I must have been onwine shopping.

onwine shopping by darrenxix May 2, 2018

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onwine shopping

awn-wahyn shop-ing
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1. the act of a person who shops online while under the influence of wine
2. the act of a person who purchases unnecessary online while under the influence of wine

Darren: Mum, why did you buy six ceramic octopus shaped mugs?
Mum: It seemed like a fine idea. I must have been onwine shopping.

onwine shopping by darrenxix May 2, 2018

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Online Shopping

Going to the sites of your favourite stores and buying things you want, or just browsing to see what you could buy next time you visit said store.

I was online shopping for some manga and band merch.

Online Shopping by HoboMaddy March 27, 2015

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online shopping

An otherwise great form of shopping where you can buy whatever you desire without a single interaction. Except for the fact that the item takes a fucking week in order for it to get to your house. I mean god damn, you'd think that with all the planes and drones we have nowadays it'd be quick but nooooo, it has to go through processing bullshit, which apparently takes even longer than shipping it across the country. We have to wait 5-7 days before we actually get the item we want, and if it's coming from over seas it takes even longer. And don't even get me started on shipping fees.

*Me online shopping*
Me: Wow an awesome Rubik's cube. (clicks buy)
(4 fucking days later)
Me: It's still not here >:(

online shopping by Dubiks February 27, 2019

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Recursively funded online shopping

Online shopping at work. Since the shopping is being done during work hours, any items bought are to a certain degree financed through the shopping process itself. The degree of financing stands in a direct relationship to the time spent shopping.

Vinzent spent the whole afternoon at the office with nothing but online shopping. He's doing recursively funded online shopping!

Recursively funded online shopping by vinz666 May 31, 2012

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Woadi Online shopping Marketplace, Buy and sell everything from Woadi.com, or search all of Bangladesh

Woadi Online shopping Marketplace, Buy and sell everything from Woadi.com, or search all of Bangladesh by Woadi October 19, 2020

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Online window shopping

The act of browsing through items that are available for purchase online without the intention of purchasing them.

I don’t usually have much money, so I do a lot of online window shopping.

Online window shopping by Sue Nym April 21, 2018

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