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online news 

A regularly updated online publication consisting of several connected subpages within one interface and containing news, articles, advertisement and other content relating to current affairs; often offering social elements.
The online news article I read isn't used in the printed publication.

The online news article is fake.
Words you can keep

Online News paper 

Online News Paper published from Riyadh Saudi Arabia
Online News Paper
Online
News Updates
Online News paper by Suhuf.com.sa December 28, 2011

reading news online 

when you go on the internet and read the latest stuff thats happening in the world
"what are u doing?"
"reading news online"
"oh cool"

onlineness

The fact of maintaining a constant online presence, in order to be able to instantly react to any new internet developments, no matter how insignificant. Onlineness may lead to acute loneliness and pathological syndromes such as extralineaphobia.

Onliners often have a very limited and/or virtual social life, despite new technological developments such as smartphones enabling them to be on the internet at all times. Side effects to social onlineness include annoying behaviours such as googling-every-word-in-a-real-life-conversation to more dangerous ones like uploading-pictures-of-that-car–wreck-while-driving.
- Matt's become such an extreme onliner, it's impossible to have a chat with him without at some point having to react to one of his virtual friends' tweet. I think I'll stop seeing him altogether.

- Yeah, or you could offer him to have drinks on a video call. That'd make him feel silly enough he'd stop.

- You dream, I bet he'd be up for it.

- Onlineness is a bitch.
onlineness by Jacobus De Gnapet January 9, 2013
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I hit a real purple patch.

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