onions cry 

... to make:
expression to describe extreme ugliness.

my missus is so ugly she makes onions cry.

onions cry by monkeyshagger January 13, 2007

your face makes onions cry 

This is the God insult say this to someone when they call you ugly or they make fun of you or anytime you want hold this insult in much respect it is very wise and all powerful use this only three times a year so as not to wear it out

Hey Mom thanks for all the help raising me you pretentious bitch fuck you , your face makes onions cry

your face makes onions cry by ThirdWheelJimothy October 14, 2021

make an onion cry 

A descriptive phrase for someone that is incredibly ugly.

"That girl is so ugly she would make an onion cry!"

make an onion cry by paddywan October 18, 2009

"Onion" Cry 

When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.

Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3

"Onion" Cry by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Make an Onion Cry 

Something/ someone so sad that they would be able to make an onion cry. Note: onions are famous for making people cry.

Saoirse: Have you seen Jenny is crying over her looks again?
Neil: She's so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Make an Onion Cry by Bluecharge May 29, 2019