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Task that is expected to be relatively easy but, if not done properly, can turn into an embarrassing nightmare.

CBS executives: “Here Dan – here’s the latest on the Bush Air National Guard story. The docs show Bush’s superiors thought he was a schmuck, too. This is a one putt story if I’ve ever seen one – run it tonight at 6.”

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One-putter-Putt

When king Swish putts on the green one time and the golf ball rolls into the cup. Hence One-Putter-Putt

If king Swish keeps on One-Putter-Putting the golf ball then he will win by double digits.

One-putter-Putt by King Swish da Golfer January 3, 2024

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One-Putter-Putter

KingSwishdagolfer is so awesome at attempting putts, when he executed his putts , the golf ball always finds the hole in the ground. #2. KingSwishdagolfer never two putts within 15 feet. #3. Directly after (KS) LANDS THE Kiss of Death Golf Shot ,the consequential putt has 99.00 % percent chance of changing from a putt into a teardrop.^1. #4. One-putter putter: the closet there is to a guaranteed putt by KingSwishdagolfer -Kingswishdagolfernomics

Mane, KingSwishdagolfer just hit a

One-putter-putter to win in the 3rd playoff hole @ The 2024 British Open Golf Tournament right in front of the Oueen of England.

One-Putter-Putter by King Swish da Golfer January 3, 2024

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putting one through her

1. Sticking your dick in the girl's vagina.
2. Shooting a person, preferablly a woman, in the chest.

That girl is so hot that I think I'm going to be putting one through her in a couple minutes.

I put one through her for being an asshole.

putting one through her by DYLANNNNNNNNNNNN. April 26, 2006

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Putting all of your Poles in one plane

Like "putting all your eggs in one basket", but referring to when all of the Polish Royalty crashed in the plane accident.
To risk losing everything by putting all your efforts or all your money into one plan or one course of action.

"Man! I just lost all my money on one roulette roll!"

Wow, you were really putting all of your Poles in one plane on that one.

Putting all of your Poles in one plane by CoOpmeister June 23, 2010

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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