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on the shuffle

To be a master of finding ways to escape commonly accepted daily deeds - like paying for lunch, performing full days at work, etc.
Eddie: Where the fuck is VJ?

Andrew: Don't know, don't care. Just on the shuffle again man.
by Macktown July 30, 2019
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on the shuffle

To be a master of avoiding basic daily assumed life tasks - like paying for lunch, working a full days work, etc.
Eddie: Where the fuck is VJ?

Andrew: Don't know, don't care. Just on the shuffle again man.
by Macktown July 30, 2019
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Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006
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five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.
by Jeff23 November 7, 2006
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knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
by skrats October 7, 2009
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