On the dick

The condition of something being true to itself. See also: genuine.; legit.

Origin: Birthed from a misunderstood hearing of the word “authentic.”

“Have you ever had Beluga caviar?”
“Yeah, bro, that shit’s on the dick.”

On the dick by waineypoo December 7, 2025

Kissed on the dick 

Australian slang phrase for prospering from a lucky occurrence.

Barry: Just won $100 at the TAB.

Bruce: You must've been kissed on the dick.

Kissed on the dick by Mustafa_Moneteddsdsd July 5, 2014

A left on the dick 

An ambiguous statement that can be used for multiple situations to describe its awesomeness and or fuckery. Can be used both as a negative or a positive depending on context and inflection.

This food is amazing! You took a left on the dick with this one!

I was so drunk last night, I ended up taking a left on the dick, and threw up all over myself.

We spent the whole day just relaxing on the beach. It was super chill, the day just took a left on the dick.

A left on the dick by Jsanti86 August 9, 2013

Kissed on the dick 

To be born between 1946 and 1964 as part of the Baby Boomer generation. These people enjoyed full employment, free university, defined benefit schemes and shirked national responsibilities like conscription and looking after the environment. This generation were seen as very progressive in their youth but later became fiercely conservative to protect the enormous capital they had amassed. They achieved this through voting power as they were the largest generation that had ever existed this making it easy to bend policy of the day to their will. Ironically this generation is now against everything they enjoyed themselves in their youth like free education, welfare, defined benefits, immigration, free love and youth home ownership.

"Have you ever seen a bunch of cunts more kissed on the dick than the Boomers?! Fuck me!"

Kissed on the dick by Nokitel May 1, 2023

She thought she came but she peed on the dick 

Use this sentence when someone does an action they think is bossy or putting someone in their place, but in reality, they cringed themselves. Synonym for "she thought she ate." Originated from a CupcaKke lyric.

"She really fucked up that presentation, but she thinks she did well."

"Damn, she thought she came but she peed on the dick."

She thought she came but she peed on the dick by zaralarrssonstan69696 July 20, 2022

Do it on the dick

To see if a female is able to do all of those freaky flexible positions and twerk videos and gestures to your dick

Yeah yeah that was live but can she do it on the dick though

Do it on the dick by Angry pirate hooker69 April 11, 2020

Water on the Dick Head 

The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.

"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."

Water on the Dick Head by Michael Kelley March 24, 2003