on the county 

Colloquial expression identifying one as being dependent on government financial assistance. Usually implies laziness and/or unemployability. Living entirely at the tax payer's expense.

Did you hear that Yolanda had another child? That's right: No man, no job, just fat and on the county.

on the county by JSim November 29, 2006

down on the county farm

In the county jail, prison, or rehab.

Jim back down on the county farm again. Everyone think it Joe who ratted him out. Shot caller will put the 'word' out when he find out.

down on the county farm by Come getr January 17, 2023

Shoes on the counter 

A hoe who is to busy to put her shoes away in a normal place.

Look at that hoe Ashley, she just wildin with them shoes on the counter.

Shoes on the counter by Red Vader Eyes Ryan November 28, 2023

On The Kitchen Counter 

A phrase often following "that's what she said" or a "your mom" joke, which is used to extend a sexual innuendo. First made popular in Southern New Hampshire by Anna L.

"That was the best tasting hot dog I've ever had!"
"That's what she said... on the kitchen counter!!!"

On The Kitchen Counter by Maximilliondollarbillz October 29, 2008

Like/Dislike counter is back on the website

IDK when that happened this month but yay! (as of november 2025)

Like/Dislike counter is back on the website . Rare UD W

Like/Dislike counter is back on the website by glycolic acid November 15, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020