Jibbly John on the Half Shell 

The regional term specific to Philadelphia, NY for the ring-shaped bread product more commonly known as a bagel. The usage of the term was popularized by Collegehumor.com.

I love a Jibbly John on the Half Shell with a shmear of cream cheese in the morning (Go Phillies!).

Give me a couple of those Jibbly Johns on the Half Shell (Go Phillies!).

Jibbly John on the Half Shell by Jammich May 26, 2011

John Stewart was on the list 

The 'friends' of the shooter were lying and there's a very real possibility that they weren't actually his friends.

Hym "John Stewart was on the list! Mr. Bean was on the list. Hoe Jogan was on the list. These people have been enlisted by someone to do what they are doing. They don't need to have been paid. Jillian Michaels is starting to crack because she just wanted a career picking low-hanging fruit on an internet talkshow. What did the shooter say? I want to hear what the shooter said. Out of his own mouth. Because John Stewart will lie like a bitch until the day he days because that is all you could ever possibly learn from Jewish parents. He knows about my thing and he has the resources to confirm the veracity of the claim 'people are stalking and harassing other people in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it is leading to Mass murder, suicide, misdiagnosis, and/or being locked into a life of poverty my overpaid internet and television personalities' AND INSTEAD, John Stewart AGREED TO or WAS TOLD TO keep his mouth shut about it. In the name of the Jews or Women or Children and AT THE COST OF Jews (in the form of a synagogue shooting) or women (there's a documentary on Hulu that resembles what I'm talking about OR the Ukranian girl who got stabbed on the train by someone who was "allegedly schizophrenia") or Children (Your kids got shot in 2016 by a kid who was AFFECTIVELY SCHIZOPHRENIC BUT POTENTIALLY NOT ACTUALLY SCHIZOPHRENIC)"

John Stewart was on the list by Hym Iam October 2, 2025

Johnny-on-the-spot

A person who is on hand and ready to perform a service or respond to an emergency; An unusually alert fellow who is capable of decisive action, seizing an opportunity.

When you need help, call me and I will be your Johnny-on-the-spot" "Oooh, thank you, girl!

Johnny-on-the-spot by GJ's April 24, 2011

Johnny On The Spot 

Being ready to perform a task or duty right away, being there for something;reliable

When the firefight starts, you have to be my Johnny on the Spot with the ammo.

Johnny On The Spot by Jeff K August 7, 2005

johnny-on-the-spot

Something, or some person performing an action in precise manner as expected by another party.

Being on time or in the correct place.

Hector, You were hella johnny-on-the-spot with those fries when I got the munchies.

johnny-on-the-spot by Rafi R January 6, 2008

Johnny On The Roger 

This is a phrase/term that stands for giving head or handjob. When one does it to thierself it is to be called a Roger Johnson. To be used as a verb.

Vicky was a slut and Jonnied Nick's Roger on the first date.

Johnny On The Roger by JoeMattKaitEricAlex October 27, 2004

Johnny on the Twat 

When a woman uses the urinal in a portable toilet rather than sitting on the fecal-filled black hole of death.

This brave act takes great dexterity - is not recommended for women over 300 pounds and should be attempted for urinating only as feces may cause clogging of said urinal

Anybody know where the bathroom is?

Yeah, see that blue thing over there...it's a Johnny on the Twat

Johnny on the Twat by Exsalad January 4, 2010