on claus 

Similarly to "on god" this term is used to emphasis the truth and to express the fact that the individual will not be on the naughty list for lying. The term is most commonly used during the holiday seasons.

the day dipdop drops a wizard in amish its gonna be an austin powers tier piss and thats on claus

on claus by hossman_jago November 6, 2019

Put on Clams 

The 2016 equivalent of the mid-late 2000s phrase "you got served". For one to be put on clams, they must be showed up by somebody who is considered of lesser ability (i.e. an underdog).

The phrase's origin is unclear but it did originate from the suburban town of Montville, NJ. The thought process behind the phrase seems to tie into the nature of clams to be served as an appetizer (i.e. clams casino) on a platter for group consumption. In this example, it points to somebody being put out in the open to be picked on by a multitude of bystanders.

Mark, the tiniest kid in the school, just stuffed Rob's (the varsity basketball captain) shot in gym class. ROB JUST GOT PUT ON CLAMS

Put on Clams by Jgo55 November 17, 2016

I hate you, you hate me. I killed you and you're dead now. with a great big splash and bodies on the floor, no more you cause you're dead.

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1. I hate you, you hate me. I killed you and you're dead now. with a great big splash and bodies on the floor, no more you cause you're dead.
A death note to all who live on this earth.

I hate you, you hate me. I killed you and you're dead now. with a great big splash and bodies on the floor, no more you cause you're dead. by Music_Panda November 24, 2022

Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire 

Another variant of hot pussy

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.

Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire by Zyklon_ March 4, 2022

lol you mad cause I'm stylin on you?? 

This is a phrase used in counter-strike or any type of PvP / FPS / RTS game. It is used to taunt your opponent when you have either landed an amazing head shot, double kill, or completely owned a bunch of noobs.

Term came to light on the well known tube video 'mad cause im stylin', where a rap battle took place and the guy who used the line got socked in the face.

Basically, it is used to anger your opponent and declare your dominance.

Noob: You, you're a hacker!
Noob: OMG HOW DID YOU GET ME THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THAT!!
Random guy: RAINDROPS!!!!
You: lol you mad cause I'm stylin on you??

lol you mad cause I'm stylin on you?? by complexity 3D SK MIBR NiP April 15, 2007