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On dirt: meaning when someone's information is bullshit. They're getting they're facts off of dirt (gossip). People who are on dirt are usually some loud ass motherrfuckahs; can't keep their mouth shut from saying shit they hear.
- "I hear Lisa's mom's a milf!"
- "Ummm, hell no her mom's ugly as fuck. You on dirt yo!"

-"Have you heard all these bitches talkin' shit about you?"
-"Yeah, whatever i don't care...they on dirt."
On dirt by aywhaddup October 28, 2011
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On dirt means you really about that life and you really outside doin shi
“Yo fam u caught him lackin?”

“U alr know twin yk i be on dirt”
On dirt by BigBbeensaucy July 22, 2025

put on dirt 

When your team gets rekt, or you rek someone.
Dude, we got put on dirt.

I know man, they whupped us good.
put on dirt by MN_Maverick April 10, 2016

You're on dirt 

You are not making any sense, and stop talking to me.
Two students are talking and the teacher tells them their 15 page homework assignment is due tomorrow at 8AM.

"Ms. Smith, You're on dirt!"
You're on dirt by fawiigy September 18, 2013

rub some dirt on it 

To rub dirt inside a wound in order to help the blood clot. Also used as an expression telling someone to get over any physical injury or other pain.
Jimmy broke his leg? Tell him to rub some dirt on it and get back on the court!

Dirt on god 

To have dirt on god is a way of describing someone's situation as being so successful that it seems like they know god's secret and are leveraging on it to gain favours.
Emmanuel has things going easy for him, it feels like he's got dirt on god.
Dirt on god by Emmanuel Biose April 5, 2020

Some dirt on my nipple 

When someone disrespects you or when you see someone get disrespected, you swipe your hand on the floor, and rub it on your nipple, an scream "Thats some dirt on my nipple"
When the teacher told nick he got an 80 on the test, he swiped his hand on the floor and shouted "thats some dirt on my nipple"
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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