omulet

Or "amelette". A good-luck object dat magically allows you to really "whip up some good eggs"

As a child, I always thought dat Gramma possessed a special omulet which enabled her to make such scrumptious cackleberry-creations, but now I realize dat she was just really talented --- and well-practiced --- at her culinary skills.

by QuacksO January 24, 2026

Ohio lady omelet

Ohio lady omelet- (pronunciation- oʊˈhaɪoʊ ˈleɪdi ˈɑmlət)
Typically performed at an orgy / sex party or at a family reunion that has gone horribly awry. One lady inserts a whisk (preferably silicone) into another lady's vagina. Once this is done the first lady (the incertor) goes around the party, and one by one convinces / coerces all of the guests to stick their fingers in to the vagina of the second lady (the incertee), to feel around "to see how nice it feels in there".

Origin Northern New Jersey (coal mining country)

Man did you see that one hot chick give that other hot chick an Ohio Lady Omelet? I sure am glad this is a sex party and not a family reunion. (first person gives second a High-5)

by wizecracker June 5, 2016

Goat Cheese Omelette

Slang for marijuana.

"Ganja? The Devil's Lettuce? Sticky Icky? Daddy Boom-balatti? Turtle, Hot Snookum, Goat Cheese Omelette, Snoop's Bunion!" -Connie, the Hormone Monstress (Big Mouth, Netflix 2017)

by Goat Cheese Omelette November 27, 2018

Making the Mother of all omelettes

Something you say whenever you’re making the mother of all omelettes.

Making the Mother of all omelettes here Jack! Can’t fret over every egg!

by FuckinJoe March 27, 2022

Mexican Omelet

Sloppy ploppy diarrhea of the burning variety, usually discharged after a late-night binge on Mexican food following a night of heavy drinking.

"Man, I gotta lay off the midnight Taco Bell - I dropped a nasty-ass Mexican omelet when I got home from the bar."

by Dingleberry Tatas May 1, 2008

chin omelette

the result of a male nutting on the chin of another person's face

I gave Susie a massive chin omelette last night while she sucked my cock.

by slingblade January 21, 2003

omelette head

when someone's hair is two different colors so that the top is one color and the bottom is another.

a boy with a blonde top hair and dark bottom hair is an omelette head. or a girl who dies her hair blonde and lets the rots grow out dark so that all the hair on her head down to her ears is dark and all the hair below the ears is blonde....

by gibbergoo September 20, 2009