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omnos by Amazing_Australian November 2, 2018
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omnissiah
The Machine God, also known as the Omnissiah or Deus Mechanicus, is the supernatural entity worshipped by the Tech-priests and other servants of the Adeptus Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe.
For many in the Imperium of Man, this belief conflicts with the orthodox theology of the Imperial Cult where the only god of humanity is the Emperor of Mankind. But since the Adeptus Mechanicus is vital to the survival of the Imperium, conflict over this issue is often avoided by the Mechanicus' willing conflation in its theology of the Machine God's avatar in the physical world, the Omnissiah, with the Emperor Himself.
This compromise truly satisfies neither believers in the Cult Mechanicus or the Imperial Cult, but it keeps the peace between the two faiths and the wider Imperium functioning.
For many in the Imperium of Man, this belief conflicts with the orthodox theology of the Imperial Cult where the only god of humanity is the Emperor of Mankind. But since the Adeptus Mechanicus is vital to the survival of the Imperium, conflict over this issue is often avoided by the Mechanicus' willing conflation in its theology of the Machine God's avatar in the physical world, the Omnissiah, with the Emperor Himself.
This compromise truly satisfies neither believers in the Cult Mechanicus or the Imperial Cult, but it keeps the peace between the two faiths and the wider Imperium functioning.
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omnos • omnosbi • omnoscinant • Om Noshood • omnomnom • omnislash • Omgosh • Omnism • omniscient • obnosis
Omnishambles
A person or situation that looks like a fuck up from all possible angles.
Originally coined in S03E01 of The Thick of It:
Originally coined in S03E01 of The Thick of It:
Not only have you got a fucking bent husband and a fucking daughter that gets taken to school in a fucking sedan chair, you're also fucking mental. Jesus Christ, see you, you're a fucking omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up.
– Malcolm Tucker
– Malcolm Tucker
Omnishambles by arthurdent November 29, 2012
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Omnisexual
Omnisexuality is fairly similar to a person who identify's as pansexual, but a little different. An omnisexual person does identify themselves and other's as a gender, rather than being gender-blind like a pansexual person would. Omnisexual people have an attraction to all gender's, but tend to like one gender more than the rest.
Person: Hey uh... I'm coming out as omnisexual!...
Person's friend: Huh? What does that mean?
Person: It means I like all genders, but I like one gender the most, which is girls. *smirks*
Person's friend:Oh.... cool haha!
Person's friend: Huh? What does that mean?
Person: It means I like all genders, but I like one gender the most, which is girls. *smirks*
Person's friend:Oh.... cool haha!
Omnisexual by peachy.cloud April 30, 2020
OHNOSECOND
That minuscule fraction of time it takes your brain to realize that you've just made a GIGANTIC mistake and reconcile the fact that it is too late.
Bob hit send on his email to Tom, only then realizing that he had copied in the entire company on the x-rated pictures of him and his latest conquest swinging from his sex swing in full leather outfits.
OHNOSECOND by Buzz M. May 13, 2005
Omnisexual
Omnisexual people are similar to pansexual people.
Pansexual people are known as “gender blind” which means they look past the persons gender and look just at the person themselves.
Omnisexual people take in account of the persons gender and sway toward one, but they don’t really care in the long run.
Pansexual people are known as “gender blind” which means they look past the persons gender and look just at the person themselves.
Omnisexual people take in account of the persons gender and sway toward one, but they don’t really care in the long run.
Friend: Can I ask a question?
Me: Sure, go ahead.
Friend: What’s your sexuality? I think I’m bicurious.
Me: Cool. I’m omnisexual.
Friend: Awesome! How can you tell?
Me: Well, I’m attracted to any gender, but I sway more toward guys. I don’t really mind their gender, though.
Friend: That’s pretty cool.
Me: Sure, go ahead.
Friend: What’s your sexuality? I think I’m bicurious.
Me: Cool. I’m omnisexual.
Friend: Awesome! How can you tell?
Me: Well, I’m attracted to any gender, but I sway more toward guys. I don’t really mind their gender, though.
Friend: That’s pretty cool.
Omnisexual by Goldeneye the Furry December 8, 2018
omnomnomnom
Someone may badly edit a picture and draw eyes mouth and teeth over it to show that the subject is being eaten. They would then write omnomnomnom on the picture.
omnomnomnom by onlineamiga June 21, 2008
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