When Katie saw the Taylor Lautner in the New Moon trailer, she was so excited she had an omfgasm.

John was watching The Empire Strikes Back and when Darth Vader said he was Luke Skywalker's father, John must've had an omfgasm he was so shocked.

OMFGASM by captainsuperawesome August 23, 2009

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omfgstfu

omfgstfu stands for: Oh my f*cking god, shut the f*ck up.

Used when you are really angry at someone and just wish they would shut up.

Girl 1: So like, she's like suuuch a bitch like wtf. She's soo not cool and stuff.
Girl 2: omfgstfu. she's my friend.

omfgstfu by athy16athena February 8, 2009

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OMFGBBQ

Used to express extreme surprise. Meaning, Oh my fucking god BBQ. The BBQ is added at the end to lengthen the acronym and make the statement more meaningful.

OMFGBBQ! That's so cool!

OMFGBBQ by thelifeofabinder July 20, 2008

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omfgasexscene -.-

The awkward moment when you're watching a movie with your rents and a quiet graphicmsex scene come on. You automatically sink into your chair, blush and hope to god your parents dont say anything... In most cases you find a stupid excuse to leave room.

*Watching a great movie then suddenly a sex scene appears whilst your rent are in the room*
*you say under your breath omfgasexscene -.- while pulling an awkward face*' -.- '

omfgasexscene -.- by off'with'the'fairies October 9, 2011

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