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The Old Shoe in the Hat Trick 

When you are about to lose a game of tetris and your starting to make a major comeback and it starts to get really hardcore but the game gives you shit blocks and you lose anyway...
Man, I was on the final level of tetris last night and my heart was beatin' and my hands were shakin' but it still gave me the Old Shoe in the Hat Trick!

the old shoe trick 

when you pull out of a girl before you cum then go in her shoe. Promptly kick her out so she has your cum all over her foot!
Dude you gave her the old shoe trick? yeah man she walked home in my jizz!

Old Brown Shoe 

A term used for a slut who is generally passed around between friends
Geezer 1: Holy shit, Captain Ron is fucking Erin with an ice dildo!

Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!

box of old shoes falling from the loft 

Sound reminicent of a particularly loose stool being expelled.
Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"

Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."

old_shoebox_ 

THE COOLEST PERSON EVER !! SOSO SILLY AND FUN TO BE AROHND !! amazing at art and just a super nice and great personal in general :)) !! a great friend !!
wow isn’t old_shoebox_ just SO COOL !!
old_shoebox_ by leafybasil August 19, 2022

Old man shoes 

White tennis shoes, that men like to wear with blue jeans, slacks, or shorts. Often times with white tube socks.
Look at that guy! He looks really awesome in those “old man shoes”.