old shoe

marijuana that is sub-par and tastes and/or smells like an old shoe.

on second thought, don't pass me that old shoe

by greggles January 11, 2004

The Old Shoe in the Hat Trick

When you are about to lose a game of tetris and your starting to make a major comeback and it starts to get really hardcore but the game gives you shit blocks and you lose anyway...

Man, I was on the final level of tetris last night and my heart was beatin' and my hands were shakin' but it still gave me the Old Shoe in the Hat Trick!

by Tommy Oliver October 9, 2006

box of old shoes falling from the loft

Sound reminicent of a particularly loose stool being expelled.

Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"

Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."

by Dr Wannarey January 11, 2008

Old man shoes

White tennis shoes, that men like to wear with blue jeans, slacks, or shorts. Often times with white tube socks.

Look at that guy! He looks really awesome in those “old man shoes”.

by Coldsteel for real April 20, 2018

the old shoe trick

when you pull out of a girl before you cum then go in her shoe. Promptly kick her out so she has your cum all over her foot!

Dude you gave her the old shoe trick? yeah man she walked home in my jizz!

by c_poynter50 July 4, 2011

Old Brown Shoe

A term used for a slut who is generally passed around between friends

Geezer 1: Holy shit, Captain Ron is fucking Erin with an ice dildo!

Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!

by timmy scridlow March 25, 2009

New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 27, 2015