old prick

The male version of an old hag.
Always grumpy
Never satisfied
Unhappy old prick

That old prick never has anything nice to say.

by Coldheartedbitterbitch November 22, 2016

GOP or Grumpy Old Pricks

Another name for neo-cons and dittoheads.
Mostly fat old white males who are racist homophobes and try to prevent anyone from helping America to change and evolve as it progresses into the 21st century.

The party of "HELL NO YOU CAN'T!"

John Boner will just vote NO on anything a Democrat proposes...he's one of the GOP or Grumpy Old Pricks.

by Sly36 April 3, 2010

Old Pickerin' Witch

Basically, an old pickerin' witch is an old woman who could aptly be called a haint because she is always making phone calls--usually to government agencies--to complain about people, neighbors, this, that, and the other. Sometimes at first, she will pretend to be nice to obtain secrets from people only to plot to use them for future complaints. She does this because it makes her feel that she is important or has power when she really doesn't. People usually get wise to her and quit communicating with her or dealing with her at all.

Somebody new in the neighborhood says, "I talked to that woman next door." Then they are told, "Don't mess with her because she likes to get people in trouble even when nothing wrong is happening. Yeah, she is an old pickerin' witch."

by the truth teller 2 December 30, 2020

old man's pick

Beacuse women often live longer then men if a man can live long enough there will be a lot more women in his age group that men. So then he can have his pick of old women. If you like that kind of thing.
This is called old man's pick.

Granpa has old man's pick now.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009

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by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022