Old Mom 

An ex-New Mom which you still need to deal with.

1. Old Mom keeps wantin' to hook back up
2. Old Mom gets most of my take-home.

Old Mom by Eric January 2, 2004

Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity 

an ultimate dis that if used can make an unsuspecting person instantly cry. If done at the right moment it can even make the person commit suicide

Person one: "Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity"
Person two: "NOOOO!" *he starts to cry and then shoots himself in the head*

Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity by Shin'ai April 21, 2005

43 Year Old Moms

the finest group of men ever assembled by God

usually shortened to just '43'

a core 5 members with 3 extra members leaving in 2019-2020 and 3 additional members being added 2020-2021

"Where were you?"
"I was hanging out with the 43 Year Old Moms (43)"

43 Year Old Moms by sometimessepe August 31, 2021

old people moment 

A moment in which old people complain, freak out, and create problems for anyone around them.

Awww snap those old people are having a old people moment cuz the old lady lost her checkbook.

old people moment by user000001 May 9, 2009

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023