A place where you should
never, and I mean NEVER play a boombox while it is set on Turbo Bass. Otherwise, as a recent scientific study conducted by Andy Samberg and
Julian Casablancas has shown, the music would be way too powerful and cause the elderly residents under its influence to engage in a
disgusting sex orgy. Well, unless that is your fetish.
And remember that the boombox is NOT a toy.
Here's the actual account of what happened:
Transport now to an old folks' home,
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones.
The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse
Every day for lunch they eat boiled goose.
So I grab my boom
box and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace.
Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people
fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting, to say the least.
A boom
box can change the world,
But you gotta know your limits with a boom
box.
And this was a cautionary tale,
A BOOM
BOX IS NOT A TOY!
