A place where you should never, and I mean NEVER play a boombox while it is set on Turbo Bass. Otherwise, as a recent scientific study conducted by Andy Samberg and Julian Casablancas has shown, the
music would be way too powerful and cause the elderly residents under its influence to engage in a disgusting
sex orgy. Well, unless that is your fetish.
And remember that the boombox is NOT a toy.
Here's the actual account of what happened:
Transport now to an old folks' home,
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle
bones.
The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse
Every day for lunch they eat boiled
goose.
So I grab my boom box and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace.
Everybody started having sex
The
music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people
fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting, to say the least.
A boom box can change the world,
But you gotta know your limits with a boom box.
And this was a cautionary tale,
A BOOM BOX IS NOT A TOY!
