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old goat 

An cranky old man with a beard, who might just be your father, and who might aldso give you a violent haircut if your bangs are too long.
Pat: "come here you old goat and have a hot dog"
Mike: "mnn..I don't like hot dogs!!...or do I?"
old goat by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

old goat 

Duane's sidekick. kick ass fifty year old mother. ye old goat. tam tam from minnesota has a camel toe.
i took a tam and wiped my jo and flushed my michelle and then as in canned ham as in sloppy jo. hey theres my old goat friend
old goat by DuaneJR May 3, 2009

Old Goat Nuts

An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.
After lunch let’s go take a little nap, my dearest Old Goat Nuts!
Old Goat Nuts by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

grumpy old goat 

Manager of a shop so grumpy, they end up screaming and spitting at old customers like a grumpy goat
Hes having one of his days again, spitting at customers, the grumpy old goat
grumpy old goat by The Ryan Wright August 10, 2019

Horny old goat

A phase said to some elses horny grandfather showing he has a long white field of pubic hair and fucks young wemen for pleasure

Old lady goat hair 

A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight
I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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