Old B

A colloquial term - used primarily in the West Oxfordshire town of Witney - meaning "Friend" or "Mate". Derived from the more commonly used "Old Boy". The "Old" is often emphasised and elongated.

Fancy coming down the pub old B?

Person 1: You got that scrilla you owe me old B, that papes?
Person 2: Yeah I got it old B, there you go.
Person 1: Oooooooooooooooooooold B

Old B by Witney Kru March 23, 2008

D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy)

A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.

My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.

D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) by MixedUpMixerMan July 13, 2012

Old Man Balls (O.M.B.) 

noun: droopy, wrinkled, testicles that belong to a man 45 years or older. Just the thought of old man balls (more commonly referred to as O.M.B.) is enough to make you shudder with disgust.

Girl 1: "So, how is Paul in bed?"

Girl 2: "Oh man, he was turning me on and all, but then I saw his Old Man Balls (O.M.B.), and I would have needed to do some meth to get on that!"

Old Man Balls (O.M.B.) by O.M.B. February 19, 2009

S.O.B. (old manure)

Shot Off Balls in the war.

S.O.B. (old manure) , thank you for your service.

S.O.B. (old manure) by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

silly old bear 

A name for a true friend. A true friend that will always be there for you no matter what. He will be there for you when you're sad, happy, even when your mad, he will be there. It is impossible to image life without this special friend. If he is not there with you, it makes everything so much harder. Someone you truly love and would do anything for. Usually, this friend is awesome and always helps you need. Originated from Winnie the Pooh.

1. N-cat, thanks for always being there for me, you silly old bear!

silly old bear by dechertdog May 24, 2012

old ball and chain 

one's wife

The origin is from ancient prisoner restraint methods -- approximately around the late middle ages, prisoners wore a heavy metal ball attached by a chain on their legs, to prevent them from making a run for their freedom (or at least, that is the way medieval prisoners are often depicted in modern popular culture).

The allusion is that one's wife will not let one go anywhere (mostly meant as "go out", rather than "run away from her"), much like the ball and chain.

--Ho, Bob, ya havin' 'nother?
--Nah, gotta head home pal, 'cause otherwise the old ball and chain will come in here an' drag me there.

old ball and chain by Misacek01 November 25, 2013

Rum Old Boy 

An expression used to describe a camp, narcissistic, eccentric, quirky chap/individual or member of the establishment in satirical humour or derogatory fashion.

Nigel: “How’s the new bloke?”
Damian: “He’s a very Rum Old Boy!”, **laughs

Rum Old Boy by Cricket Buff August 7, 2011