old'd

Used when in reply to something someone has discovered or said in which case said thing is old or has been done before. Mostly stemming from internet forums and the popular Teen Girl Squad series on www.homestarrunner.com in which the suffix -'d was added to several words to imply their happening.

Person A: All your base are belong to us.
Person B: old'd

old'd by CrazyTalk December 22, 2004

The old J&D 

when you happen upon a girl that has the clap and is also on her period; you must defecate in/around her vagina, proceed to have sex with her, ejaculate inside of her, then finish off by eating what you have just created.

guy 1: "i saw your ex at the bar the other night and i couldn't believe when her drunk sleazy ass wanted me to give her the old J&D"
guy 2: "filthy bitch!"
guy 1: "word."

The old J&D by the goddamn champion April 10, 2010

old boy'd 

Being owned beyond comprehension.

Jim got totally old boy'd when he was tricked into sleeping with his own daughter.

old boy'd by 5mendz March 5, 2014

D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy)

A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.

My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.

D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) by MixedUpMixerMan July 13, 2012

Good old days 

When you're laying in bed, and a memory hits you. You go back thinking of the good old days with friends you lost contact with. Wishing you could go back and relive moments of your life that you took for granted. But then you wake up from your day dream remembering you can't have those memories back...

Inside person's head: I remember staying up late and hanging out with my friend Matthew . Wherever did the time go, wish I could have the good old days back.

Good old days by datblankskid July 14, 2017

The Old Dick Twist

When one man grabs the dick of another with a firm grasp and twists his dick.

Man in the background: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK

The Old Dick Twist by Handjizz_201 March 4, 2019

Good old days 

Remembering the best time of your life

Boy #1: Hey remember Minecraft

Boy #2: oh yeah the good old days

Good old days by Minecraft is good July 24, 2019