okward

A terrible mispelling of the word "awkward". Only a complete and total idiot would spell the word this way.

Idiot: It will be okward
Voice of Reason: What is okward?

by Daniel Williams January 19, 2006

Orkward

The feeling of awkwardness an individual experiences after achieving an orgasm. The term is a coinage of 'orgasm' and 'awkward'

John looked orkward in Best of Breasts

by nufc2105 January 11, 2009

Debby 'Oward.

An unfathomable, incomprehensable, rhetorical exclamation that can be applied to ANYTHING.

Woman- I can't believe it... Six thousand people dead.
Teenager- Debby 'Oward...

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Teenager 1- Wow... Just wow! Look at that ass!
Teenager 2- Debby 'Oward!!!

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Girlfriend- Sometimes when I look up at all those stars I think...
Boyfriend- I know.
Girlfriend- What?
Boyfriend- Debby 'Oward.
Girlfriend- Exactly.

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

Onward To Glory

A phrase used to convey an altruistic attitude in light of impending doom, for the sake of necessity.

A: I'm gonna talk to that girl, but I need you to be my wingman and distract her ugly friend. Can you do it?
B: I guess so, onward to glory.

by Spartacousin May 3, 2011

Onward Ho!

When faced with life's difficulties and challenges one just has to keep going not with despair but with a sense of hope. More than just moving on and moving forward, "onward ho" conveys a sense of new adventures and uncharted territory in a positive, better or more advanced sense.

The word "ho" in this sense is used to draw attention to the object of moving onward or forward, not to be confused with other derogatory uses of the word. "Onward Ho!" is an intransitive verb that is used without a direct object. Rather the object is implied by the context in which the phrase occurs.

We discussed how we're going to deal with the situation but never really found a full resolution. Determining that resolution was futile and not necessarily imperative, we decided we could simply move on and exclaimed Onward Ho! as we went in search of greener pastures.

by PooderHound July 6, 2022

Oxward

When a conversation becomes awkward due to the presence of an ox

James: My favourite bovine is a bison
Sam: Ooh there's an ox behind you
James: Oxwardd

by OKperson February 28, 2010

osward

Osward is an outstanding personality, who is a critical thinker and a weird lover who genuinely loves but shows it in a traditional way.

Multi talented but can not multitask.

you're like an Osward

by Whoaremine February 4, 2020