oksters

A Scottish slang for your armpits/underarms.

critters also like to nest in your oksters.

" yo your oksters smell like wipe hole man, use some god damn deoderant "

" Dont tickle my oksters, ill pee my pants "

by Q bay bay July 27, 2008

Diving for Oysters

Cunnilingus. Deep oral sex with a female on the receiving end. Generally excludes the clitoris and other external genitalia, focusing on the vaginal canal itself.

Yikes, I can't feel my tongue. I should probably stop diving for oysters so often.

by Cic August 27, 2013

Snails or Oysters?

1. A question as to one's sexual preference as between male (snails) or female (oysters) from the movie Spartacus (1960).
2. A reference to male or female genitalia.
3. An invitation to bisexual behavior.

"Do you like snails or oysters?"
"My taste includes both snails and oysters"

by nycesq February 2, 2009

trouser oysters

Slang for one’s testicles.

His pants were so tight that you could perfectly map the topography of his trouser oysters.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

östersund

a beatiful place located in jämtland or so you think hehe. every time you go outside past 22 by yourself you will probably be gangbanged by the ortengrabbar. and sometimes you will meet the retards eparaggare

Östersund

by Neothegoat October 24, 2022

Ball oysters

The chunky sludge with a pungent bouquet, puked out from deep within the nut sack. The type of semen that needs to be scooped versus smeared off with someone's dirty shitrag. If it has the opportunity to slide downhill, like being burped out a blown open asshole or gaping puss, it leaves behind snail marks while maintaining its form. In a wanting mouth, the yoke can be chewed with your pink licking stick.

Don't cum in my ass. I want to taste my shitpipe while shucking down your ball oysters. Or, squirt one out in me so I can plop out these ball oysters on your chest.

by Kissel August 22, 2023

Oysters Rockefeller

Vaginas of girls from wealthy families. Otherwise known as O-Rock.

Fav: Wanna head over to Governor Dummer Academy to play some tennis and scoop some Oysters Rockefeller?
Mace: Grab the rackets, I'll get the car.
Fav: Sweet !

by Fav April 22, 2008