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Very Handsome And Strong Family
There are no gays in the family and only straights. Most of the Ojeda’s have six packs

So be careful around them. They are true and loyal to friends and can run at high speeds
They are Proud Mexicans. They are nice and out going and love to play sports
P1: who is that?
P2: that’s an Ojeda

P1: damm they are very big and sexy
P2: I know they get all the bitches
P1: damm I guess all the Ojeda’s get the bitches
when someone gets a haircut that has no sideburns its called the ojeda
the ojeda by pimpster November 20, 2003

Juan Ojeda

A mexican who cleans and does yard work
Juan Ojeda by burnallniggers August 23, 2011

Sofía Ojeda 

the baddest bitch in salinetas. she fineeeeeee af
Sofía Ojeda by rf4r March 11, 2021

ray ojeda 

V. (Ru-ay O-head-uh) A form of sexual action; to force your sex partner into eating the feces of 7 diffent animals and the release the content of the feces out though the anal cavity in a projectile form, then make a meaningfull collage of your life with your partner, using the doubly digested feces as an art medium.
I heard Ray got to "Ray Ojeda" with that one girl down the street.
ray ojeda by Adoh November 27, 2009

michael ojeda

Straight up, just a pedophile. Preys on young children and gets rejected. Secretly masking the fact that a hippo broke his heart and made him cry.
*kipp summit kids: “let’s go play outside!”
teachers : “you can’t, Michael Ojeda is outside waiting.”
michael ojeda by GD3RD November 30, 2018
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