oister

Another term for a woman's smelly clam or vagina.

Chandler didn't want to go down on Shawna because her oister grossed him out.

by therealrickyspanish September 19, 2016

dirty oister

when you skeet on in your hand and slap a ho with it

"man i didnt want to shoot it in her eye, so i gave her a dirty oister"

by Oooo pap mahalo October 15, 2005

harrison osterfield

Harrison Osterfield is also known as the guy who taught us how to cut hot bread when no one else did. He's the best, most talented at cutting hot bread.

"Hi I'm Harrison Osterfield and I'm gonna teach you how to cut hot bread!"

by SpideySarah February 22, 2017

Oystered

An act of oystering, specifically used in a negative connotation.

I popped a benzo, went to the bar, pissed on my friends couch, and was completely oystered.

by ayeitzkp December 2, 2019

palm oyster

The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.

Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.

A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.

I was jerking off but didn't have any tissues so I had to eat a palm oyster.

"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"

- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"

"Yeah man, slurped it all up"

by xpalmxoilx May 8, 2017

Diving for Oysters

Cunnilingus. Deep oral sex with a female on the receiving end. Generally excludes the clitoris and other external genitalia, focusing on the vaginal canal itself.

Yikes, I can't feel my tongue. I should probably stop diving for oysters so often.

by Cic August 27, 2013

Oilstered Baby

Oilstered Baby is a word to describe a bald short chav.

Yo, this Sliker guy actually looks like an Oilstered baby.

by Oilstered Baby January 21, 2021