OILF 

Octopus I'd like to funk

Everyone is doing it!

OILF by Aaron, "the shark" April 9, 2005

OILF 

Acronym for Octogenarians I'd Like to Fuck

Woman in the eighth decade of life who are sexually attractive and alluring. These women are usually models and socialites who have aged exceptionally well. Examples: Carmen dell'Orefice, China Machedo, Elisabeth Himmer-Hirnigel.

"Check out that woman at the opera. She is such an OILF!"

OILF by Jack NYC September 4, 2013

oilf 

Oprah I'd Like to Fuck

that nigga lady from tv is such an oilf

oilf by Jack Anon January 2, 2011

Oilf 

Oriental I'd like to fuck

That bitch is a oilf!

Oilf by Oilf July 28, 2017

oilf 

Oyster I'd Like to Fuck

That oyster is so creamy, what an OILF!

oilf by Master Fruit August 23, 2006

Oilf 

Ogre I’d like to fuck.

Shrek is an oilf.

Oilf by Spicyspectrum May 18, 2021

Oilf 

"Oldning i like to fuck" is said to very old people, who are quite sexual attractive.

William Lloyd Garrison is an Oilf.

Oilf by Garrison02 September 10, 2020