Oil pen 

A gift from god. Perfect for getting high discreetly. Works well for getting high at school and gets you fucked up.

Stoner: yo I just ripped my oil 5 times and now I can’t breathe properly

Friend: yo what the fuck we’re IN CLASS stop hitting your oil pen

Oil pen by Lana bitch April 19, 2019

oil pen 

a pen that doesn’t exist

She tried to use her oil pen but realized it wasn’t a thing.

oil pen by wecantsnow.io November 10, 2018

Pennsylvania Oil Derrick 

Masturbating in public while defecating in your pants

I was in the park last week and I saw a guy making a Pennsylvania Oil Derrick.

Pennsylvania Oil Derrick by Kuhtarl January 26, 2017

Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil

So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.

Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!

Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil by Purplenado March 10, 2023