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Two Headed Turtle

Taking a shit while wearing a thong. Possibly while drunk.

That chick I met at the bar last night was so drunk she squatted in the alley on the way back to my place and birthed a two headed turtle!

by Kuhtarl March 05, 2011

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Pennsylvania Oil Derrick

Masturbating in public while defecating in your pants

I was in the park last week and I saw a guy making a Pennsylvania Oil Derrick.

by Kuhtarl January 26, 2017

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