Definitions by Kuhtarl

Pennsylvania Oil Derrick 

Masturbating in public while defecating in your pants

I was in the park last week and I saw a guy making a Pennsylvania Oil Derrick.

Pennsylvania Oil Derrick by Kuhtarl January 26, 2017

Two Headed Turtle 

Taking a shit while wearing a thong. Possibly while drunk.

That chick I met at the bar last night was so drunk she squatted in the alley on the way back to my place and birthed a two headed turtle!

Two Headed Turtle by Kuhtarl March 5, 2011