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Two Headed Turtle

Taking a shit while wearing a thong. Possibly while drunk.
That chick I met at the bar last night was so drunk she squatted in the alley on the way back to my place and birthed a two headed turtle!
by Kuhtarl March 5, 2011
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Pennsylvania Oil Derrick

Masturbating in public while defecating in your pants
I was in the park last week and I saw a guy making a Pennsylvania Oil Derrick.
by Kuhtarl January 26, 2017
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