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Oiling the wood 

To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant
last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood
Oiling the wood by the_wrangler February 21, 2009
Related Words
oijin oisin oiling up Oijnix oining oisin yeoh oivind OJing oojin OIGIN
Oisín is

the soundest lad you meet.If you meet a Oisín your gonna have a good life.If you hat a Oisín well you go to hell
"Oh look theres Oisín he is very nice
The superior rarepair ship in Haikyuu with Oikawa and Hinata.
"But seeing you has put me in a super-duper extra awesomely good mood!"

"Oh my god oihina are literally in love."
oihina by sleepingly October 8, 2020
The opposite of JOing. The feeling of regret that sometimes comes after jack/jerking off. Often followed by rash actions of desperation, for example murdering your ex-wife or singing R&B songs from the 70’s.
Dude 1, “What’s the matter buddy?”

Dude 2, “I just JOed, now I’m totally OJing.”

Dude 1, “Want to sing Love Train?”

Dudes 1&2, “PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD…”
OJing by martinslips June 12, 2016

Oiling The Teak

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.
It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.
Oiling The Teak by Teakman April 27, 2009

Oisinverse theory 

The Oisinverse theory is a theory that all of the universe/planets are apart of oisin's mum
Have you ever heard of the Oisinverse theory? It's a amazing theory
Oisinverse theory by Real Nigga 12 November 25, 2020