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Oiling the wood 

To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant
last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood
Oiling the wood by the_wrangler February 21, 2009
Related Words
oijin • oisin • oiling up • Oijnix • oining • oisin yeoh • oivind • OJing • oojin • OIGIN
Oisín is

the soundest lad you meet.If you meet a Oisín your gonna have a good life.If you hat a Oisín well you go to hell
"Oh look theres Oisín he is very nice
The superior rarepair ship in Haikyuu with Oikawa and Hinata.
"But seeing you has put me in a super-duper extra awesomely good mood!"

"Oh my god oihina are literally in love."
oihina by sleepingly October 8, 2020
The opposite of JOing. The feeling of regret that sometimes comes after jack/jerking off. Often followed by rash actions of desperation, for example murdering your ex-wife or singing R&B songs from the 70’s.
Dude 1, “What’s the matter buddy?”

Dude 2, “I just JOed, now I’m totally OJing.”

Dude 1, “Want to sing Love Train?”

Dudes 1&2, “PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD…”
OJing by martinslips June 12, 2016

Oiling The Teak

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.
It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.
Oiling The Teak by Teakman April 27, 2009

Oisinverse theory 

The Oisinverse theory is a theory that all of the universe/planets are apart of oisin's mum
Have you ever heard of the Oisinverse theory? It's a amazing theory
Oisinverse theory by Real Nigga 12 November 25, 2020
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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