OJing

The opposite of JOing. The feeling of regret that sometimes comes after jack/jerking off. Often followed by rash actions of desperation, for example murdering your ex-wife or singing R&B songs from the 70’s.

Dude 1, “What’s the matter buddy?”

Dude 2, “I just JOed, now I’m totally OJing.”

Dude 1, “Want to sing Love Train?”

Dudes 1&2, “PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD…”

by martinslips June 12, 2016

OJing

(v.) Playing the race card, legal gray areas and loopholes to escape conviction for a crime that you obviously commited.


(v.) Trying to contact the legal team that defended OJ simpson of killing Nicole.

If you would like to see his wife's body, it's at celebrity morgue

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

Olinguito

Something hiding in plain sight (the olinguito is a mammal that was misidentified as an olingo for over 100 years, even though it was in museums and zoos around the world)

With a baseball cap, shades, and 5 o’oclock shadow, he could easily olinguito around the old neighborhood.

Shit, I didn’t even see her standing there. She went all olinguito on me!

by rozi August 21, 2013

Obinger

A derogatory slang term regarding all races and ethnicities besides Asians.

Look at those obingers over there!

by NotShiwaya January 3, 2022

Oingo Boingo

Excellent, quite original band with unique style, often compared to Devo. Fronted by Danny Elfman, who wrote the theme song for The Simpsons, has scored several movies (incredibly well) including nearly every Tim Burton film ever made. Acts as the singing voice for Jack Skellington in the classic Disney film "Nightmare Before Christmas." The other members of the band, while brilliant, are often ignored because of Elfman's overwhelming stage presence. Oingo Boingo's best songs can be found on "The Oingo Boingo Anthology," which features "Little Girls," "Only a Lad," "On the Outside," "Wild Sex in the Working Class," "Not My Slave," and several other interesting tunes. Oingo Boingo was formed in California and originally went by the name "Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo," which was later shortened.
Elfman's vocal range is otherworldly, so Boingo's songs never get boring. Check this band out.

I was listening to Oingo Boingo all for several hours last night and had a seizure from their awesomeness.

by Dr. Terwilliker December 18, 2005

oringes

How the President of the United States – yes, the Comander-in-Chief – thinks “origins” is spelled.

Trump: We need to look into the oringes of the Mueller report.

by Grammar_Nazi April 3, 2019

ojiugo

Ojiugo is a native name of the Igbo race. It describes a whitish kolanut so valuable that it is only seen with the kings. For Human nomenclature, the name depicts 'glory, wealth, strength, honor, and Grace.

They are usually first daughters, fair in complexion, smart, intelligent, competent at what they do, and awesome personalities.

If you have one, do well to keep them around.

This is my first daughter Ojiugo.
Ojiugo is the fair lady over there.

by Doxatotheo October 18, 2020