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kuchisake-onna
In Japanese mythology, the ghost of a woman who was married to a samurai. She cheated on him with another man, and when her husband found that out, he killed her by cutting a slash wound on her face that ran from her mouth to her cheek. Nowadays, she roams the streets at night with a surgeon's mask and asks random people the question "Do you think I'm pretty?". If you say no, she will mutilate you. However, if you say yes, she will reveal her full face to you. Then she will ask the same question. Again, if you say no, you will still be mutilated. If you say yes again, she will cut your face in order to make you look like her. The only known way to avoid death during a confrontation with a kuchisake-onna is by saying that she is neither pretty nor ugly or some other unexpected answer. Right after answering, throw something at her and run for your life.
The kuchisake-onna's name means "slit-mouth woman" in Japanese.
The kuchisake-onna's name means "slit-mouth woman" in Japanese.
Kuchisake-onna: Am I pretty?
Person: Yes
*removes the mask
Kuchisake-onna: Now am I pretty?
Person: Yo mamma's so old
*runs away
Person: Yes
*removes the mask
Kuchisake-onna: Now am I pretty?
Person: Yo mamma's so old
*runs away
kuchisake-onna by Thats16myboi October 28, 2019
ohcnas
Sancho backwards, referring to the all illegal immigrant cult found roaming the internet. Be careful they are heavily armed with mechanical keyboards
Those Ohcnas boys (fuck gender equality) are raping my ear drums with harsh mexicunt battle cries. Time to record this and put it up on youtube
ohcnas by Poppa Sanch November 16, 2014
himono-onna
japanese slang meaning:
"dried fish - woman".
"himono-onna - girls in their twenties whom outside their home puts on a lively face, but as soon they get home, they change into their shirts and their hair are tied up like a samurai-style topknot, and they might even scratch their ass. snack in one hand, and canned beer in the other. on weekends they don’t go to blind dates, when they don’t have work they eat and sleep and eat and sleep and not a single guy around them." -- from Hotaru no Hikari (jdrama).
"dried fish - woman".
"himono-onna - girls in their twenties whom outside their home puts on a lively face, but as soon they get home, they change into their shirts and their hair are tied up like a samurai-style topknot, and they might even scratch their ass. snack in one hand, and canned beer in the other. on weekends they don’t go to blind dates, when they don’t have work they eat and sleep and eat and sleep and not a single guy around them." -- from Hotaru no Hikari (jdrama).
himono-onna by hantaro August 28, 2008
christ onna cracker
christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation
christ onna cracker by Pinkie_Flamingo March 21, 2011
Ohana
Ohana is a fun, caring, and smart girl. She’ll always have your back and will be your best friend, but that’s for her to decide. She can also be mean when she wants to. Ohana is a leader and a fighter. She can care about someone/something alot but not care at all at the same time. She also hates when people talk about the phrase in Lelo and Stitch.
“Omg look! It’s Ohana”
“That’s my bestie, Ohana over there”
“OHANA STOP” “Ohana, You are the dumbest smart person I’ve ever met”
“That’s my bestie, Ohana over there”
“OHANA STOP” “Ohana, You are the dumbest smart person I’ve ever met”
Ohana by _.urban.uber._ October 29, 2019
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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- Harold Koh
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