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ohgodno.wmv 

a video compilation of penis mutilation. Men being hung by their genitalia, hitting nails or other objects with a hammer into the ball sack. Shoving objects into the tip of the penis and pulling out. An overstretched asshole of a male(see goatse tag) A basic "I get it off to pain" video of men.
I thought it hurt last night when Ralph bag tagged me on Rob's porch, but then I saw this ohgodno.wmv on the internet and I realize that it was a love tap compared to some of the things the men do to their own genitalia in that vid!!!
ohgodno.wmv by TotalPwnage December 8, 2007

ohgodnomoreabsurdmemes-phobia 

Known as antimeme-phobia where people would freak out or even have a stroke after seeing/hearing a meme.
Kate: Oh John look at that stop sign its a bit SUSsy isnt it?
John: IS THAT OHGODNOMOREABSURDMEMES-PHOBIA? *strokes*

OhGodANoob 

The legendary noob. Some people see this alias and instantly know who it is, others roll their eyes and think Oh God, a noob. For the latter, when they actually take time to learn and befriend OhGodANoob, they quickly realize they are not such a noob after all.
*Person sees OhGodANoob username*

Person 1 - Hi noob, big fan <3
Person 2 - lol, ohgodanoob nice name
OhGodANoob by CupcakeWarrior November 19, 2023

OhGodANoob 

The legendary noob. Some people see this alias and instantly know who it is, others roll their eyes and think Oh God, a noob. For the latter, when they actually take time to learn and befriend OhGodANoob, they quickly realize they are not such a noob after all.
*Person sees OhGodANoob username*

Person 1 - Hi noob, big fan <3
Person 2 - lol, ohgodanoob nice name
OhGodANoob by CupcakeWarrior November 19, 2023

OhGodANoob 

The legendary noob. Some people see this alias and instantly know who it is, others roll their eyes and think Oh God, a noob. For the latter, when they actually take time to learn and befriend OhGodANoob, they quickly realize they are not such a noob after all.
*Person sees OhGodANoob username*

Person 1 - Hi noob, big fan <3
Person 2 - lol, ohgodanoob nice name
OhGodANoob by CupcakeWarrior November 19, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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