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hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it by KonHon May 7, 2023
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oh you go • Oh no, you got the toothpaste • hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it • oh my god you have to come see this! • Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn • Oh,my God!You killed Kenny!You bastard! • oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials • Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything. • oh you know • oh you?
Oh no, you got the toothpaste
Lets get one thing clear, I can brush my teeth all by myself. *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream*
Oh no, you got the toothpaste by LTW64writes October 1, 2022
oh my god you have to come see this!
A medical definition used by doctors to refer to any really embarrassing condition. Can also be used in the case of any accident involving damage to the genitalia.
oh my god you have to come see this! by Laura-Leigh January 16, 2006
Oh,my God!You killed Kenny!You bastard!
Stan and Kyle use to say this when Kenny gets killed..not so often after season 5,they kinda realise that it happens all the times..
Kenny gets killed by someone.
Stan:oh,my God!You killed Kenny!
Kyle:You bastard!
Then Kennys dead body is attacked by 3 or 4 rats :)
Stan:oh,my God!You killed Kenny!
Kyle:You bastard!
Then Kennys dead body is attacked by 3 or 4 rats :)
Oh,my God!You killed Kenny!You bastard! by Digooo February 12, 2005
Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything.
"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.
oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials
Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.
oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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