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oh jesus 

when shit is getting too shitty
oh jesus, there's superglue on the toilet seat
oh jesus by medical doser!!! May 8, 2020

Uh Oh Jesus 

Act of spotting a poorly-hidden recording video camera while a female is riding the male in the missionary position.
Ronald: Why was Gabby crying in school today?
Seth: Ryan popped an "Uh Oh Jesus" on the bitch.
Uh Oh Jesus by GregH May 7, 2004

Oh My Jesus 

Will: Dude I just got laid
John: OH MY JESUS
Oh My Jesus by TurtleLovingZombie August 28, 2010

oh baby jesus

A word coined by the famous Ricky Bobby now used as a synonym for phrases like "Oh shit," Oh no," and my personal favorite, "Well fuck me"
Someone: I forgot my phone and my keys and my underwear.
Me: Oh baby jesus that sucks cow balls.
oh baby jesus by THESEAREREALWORDS December 14, 2017

Oh Lawd Jesus 

It refers to black people's pronunciation of "Lord Jesus"
You see a black girl with a huge butt and exclaim: Oh Lawd Jesus that ass!
Oh Lawd Jesus by Vite May 4, 2014

Oh My Jesus Fuck 

Expression used when extremely shocked or suprised by something very unexpected
"That bikini bandit is about to shoot all the g-mart exectutives!"
"OH MY JESUS FUCK!!"
Oh My Jesus Fuck by Jackstepher January 9, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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