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office whore 

Office Whore – The exact opposite of a office slut. The office whore knows how to work in an office and is very capable at typing, data entry, word processing, spreadsheets, front reception, office and correspondence management, etc. The Office Whore also likes to play around sexually in the office from innocently flashing a client to fucking on the bosses desk and then inviting the boss to join in.

While dressed professionally in appearance, the Office Whore wears outfits are often strategic in design to facilitate quick, occasional sexual encounters with no underwear or bra; full wrap around skirts and business suits with garter belt and nylons. Although it is not uncommon for the Office Whore to dress up the part.
Since you are disrobing during the interview, I am offering you a different position titled Office Whore which will include the previously posted job in addition to occasional, enjoyable sexual play in the office.
office whore by Steven Wrytyr February 18, 2018
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Two stores, two whores, and a post office. 

A comedic way to describe a small town.
Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."

officewhore 

Usually a department of defense contract worker with no real job skills other than answering the phone. Often found passed out drunk at concerts and in gutters. Enjoys cheating on her husband with your husband hence the title office whore. Comes from new Mexico but can turn up anywhere there is a rush concert and desperate asians named robert. Can be identified by large beaver like front teeth and complete lack of morals. In her natural setting, the bar, will be found with drunken side kick Monica. Has a strong draw to fantasy football and nascar racing. Is usually the equal opportunity officer as she does not discriminate and will have sex with absolutely anyone and everyone.
Roberta is still the dyncorp office whore..she fucked my husband too .she is a real officewhore.
officewhore by Igethalf September 16, 2019

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026