off switch

A man's testicles, so named because of the result of being hit in them.

We would have won the game, but our goalie was hit in his off switch.

by thisnamecantbetaken October 28, 2007

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Switch off

Mostly relating to a show called "the vampire diaries". It basically means to be hurt so bad that you cant handle it anymore so you turn your feelings off and not caring about anything or anyones feelings. Not even your's.

"She / she left me so i turned the switch off"

by Siredtolonelyness March 25, 2017

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Switch Off

Two people (male, or female) taking turns giving oral sex to another person at the same time.

1. shes a whore she switch es off.
2. Dude did you hear? Janet and Annie switch-ed off on me last night... it was a great experience.
3. would you ever switch off with her?

by Yolayolayola January 24, 2011

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Off Your On Switch

to commit suicide
or to kill someone

(to "turn off" the life switch)

Roger: Ashely sent me a text message saying "I'm going to off your on switch" What does that mean?

Robin: RUN man! That's what it means

by srdoremi December 21, 2008

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blockbuster switch off

Same as the blockbuster swap, the blockbuster switch off is when one becomes tired of their old DVD or game due to scratches or cracks. The basic idea is to rent the same DVD or game and return the older copy in the case. When replaced with a disc different than the one intended to be kept, this becomes a cluster fuck.

I'm getting tired of my PS2 not reading this disc, Sal. I think we're gonna need to pull a blockbuster switch off.

by RageFire January 08, 2008

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