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when u get so pissed u cant stand up
he looks right off box, hes fuckin pissed
off box by Jonathan Whitehead November 27, 2004
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Child Drop-off Box

When you adopt a child from another country, but you end up not wanting it, simply throw it in the child drop-off box (also known as an airplane back to the kid's home country). Dont forget to leave a note!
Guy - So, hows that Chinese kid you got doing?

Buddy - Well, we found out he had mental problems, so we threw him in the child drop-off box.

Guy - Good idea...

off the box 

the state of being removed from a position of prominence/importance due to a foolish mistake. Related to Michael Phelps being dropped by Kellogg after a picture of him with a bong was released
Dude, after that bonehead move you are so off the box.
off the box by PRLSKI February 6, 2009
Word of the Day on February 24, 2009

off my box 

The results after copious amounts of drugs have been consumed. You no longer have a grasp of reality and are acting high and crazy. Commonly used in relation to amphetamines, cocaine and similar
"I just had six lines of coke and a hit on that crackpipe, I am off my box mate."
He was slumped on the toilet, chewing his gums and drooling. Clearly he was off his box.

"You shit yourself in public? You must have been off your box."
A competition that occurs at parties where multiple guys preform oral sex on a girl who afterward chooses a winner based on who she believes preformed the best. This act is done in public in front of the rest of the party.
Kelly: I'm bored, let's have a box off.
Ben: I'm so down for the box off.
Kevin: BOX OFF everybody, there's gonna be a box off!!
Box Off by Cpt. MC February 20, 2009

off the box 

he shouldn't have gotten taken off the box.
off the box by melanieex3 March 7, 2009

Box it off 

Origin: Dublin, Ireland
Many uses and meanings, but basically means to "get something done".
1. Will you go to that job and box it off.

2. I'm meeting her at 8, and I'll definetly box it off tonight.

3. Let's box these chairs off. (In a pub, take these chairs

4. That film was excellent, boxed off.
Box it off by John Behan February 21, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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