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Child Drop-off Box

When you adopt a child from another country, but you end up not wanting it, simply throw it in the child drop-off box (also known as an airplane back to the kid's home country). Dont forget to leave a note!
Guy - So, hows that Chinese kid you got doing?

Buddy - Well, we found out he had mental problems, so we threw him in the child drop-off box.

Guy - Good idea...

off the box 

the state of being removed from a position of prominence/importance due to a foolish mistake. Related to Michael Phelps being dropped by Kellogg after a picture of him with a bong was released
Dude, after that bonehead move you are so off the box.
off the box by PRLSKI February 6, 2009

off my box 

The results after copious amounts of drugs have been consumed. You no longer have a grasp of reality and are acting high and crazy. Commonly used in relation to amphetamines, cocaine and similar
"I just had six lines of coke and a hit on that crackpipe, I am off my box mate."
He was slumped on the toilet, chewing his gums and drooling. Clearly he was off his box.

"You shit yourself in public? You must have been off your box."
A competition that occurs at parties where multiple guys preform oral sex on a girl who afterward chooses a winner based on who she believes preformed the best. This act is done in public in front of the rest of the party.
Kelly: I'm bored, let's have a box off.
Ben: I'm so down for the box off.
Kevin: BOX OFF everybody, there's gonna be a box off!!
Box Off by Cpt. MC February 20, 2009

off the box 

he shouldn't have gotten taken off the box.
off the box by melanieex3 March 7, 2009

Box it off 

Origin: Dublin, Ireland
Many uses and meanings, but basically means to "get something done".
1. Will you go to that job and box it off.

2. I'm meeting her at 8, and I'll definetly box it off tonight.

3. Let's box these chairs off. (In a pub, take these chairs

4. That film was excellent, boxed off.
Box it off by John Behan February 21, 2005