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-Noun
1. Someone who gives birth to octuplets and lacks the ability to support them.
2. An indebted person who chooses to give birth to a large number of babies at the expense of taxpayers and other gullible individuals.
Guy: Did you hear about that woman in California who gave birth to octuplets?

Lady: Yeah, she's on food stamps and already has like 6 kids.

Guy: What an octotard!
octotard by Beavis Comeavis February 13, 2009
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"Dude, are you an octard?That 'girl' you were making out with was a guy!"
octard by reality check23 November 22, 2009
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Ryan: Want to go to the deli on 8th ave?

Veronica: No!

Ryan: Your such an octard
octard by gabronie1 December 22, 2009
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"Sometimes I feel like an Octotard, I can't even go a day without thinking about Octonauts."
Octotard by BatBites_69 May 30, 2022
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"Man, I'm such an Octotard, I can't even go one day without thinking about Octonauts."
Octotard by BatBites_69 May 30, 2022
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
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