octtard

A loud, stupid person. usually cant spell

Person 1: yu are a nurd, hehehehehe
Person 2: shut up, octtard

octtard by unknownGG January 13, 2014

octotard

-Noun
1. Someone who gives birth to octuplets and lacks the ability to support them.
2. An indebted person who chooses to give birth to a large number of babies at the expense of taxpayers and other gullible individuals.

Guy: Did you hear about that woman in California who gave birth to octuplets?

Lady: Yeah, she's on food stamps and already has like 6 kids.

Guy: What an octotard!

octotard by Beavis Comeavis February 13, 2009

octard 

A person SO stupid or retarded, they are literally 8x more retarded than the average retard.

"Dude, are you an octard?That 'girl' you were making out with was a guy!"

octard by reality check23 November 22, 2009

octard 

someone who is unreasonably and stupidly afraid of streets or apartments with number eight

Ryan: Want to go to the deli on 8th ave?

Veronica: No!

Ryan: Your such an octard

octard by gabronie1 December 22, 2009

Octotard

A person in the Octonauts fandom who feels like their love for Octonauts is slowing them down in the real world.

"Sometimes I feel like an Octotard, I can't even go a day without thinking about Octonauts."

Octotard by BatBites_69 May 30, 2022

Octotard

An Octonauts fan who feels like their love for Octonauts is slowing them down in the real world.

"Man, I'm such an Octotard, I can't even go one day without thinking about Octonauts."

Octotard by BatBites_69 May 30, 2022