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1. Someone who gives birth to octuplets and lacks the ability to support them.
2. An indebted person who chooses to give birth to a large number of babies at the expense of taxpayers and other gullible individuals.
Guy: Did you hear about that woman in California who gave birth to octuplets?

Lady: Yeah, she's on food stamps and already has like 6 kids.

Guy: What an octotard!
octotard by Beavis Comeavis February 13, 2009
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A person in the Octonauts fandom who feels like their love for Octonauts is slowing them down in the real world.
"Sometimes I feel like an Octotard, I can't even go a day without thinking about Octonauts."
Octotard by BatBites_69 May 30, 2022
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An Octonauts fan who feels like their love for Octonauts is slowing them down in the real world.
"Man, I'm such an Octotard, I can't even go one day without thinking about Octonauts."
Octotard by BatBites_69 May 30, 2022
A loud, stupid person. usually cant spell
Person 1: yu are a nurd, hehehehehe
Person 2: shut up, octtard
octtard by unknownGG January 13, 2014

Octotrade 

I had so many octotrade today
Octotrade by Marshchellow August 26, 2017

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026