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1. Someone who gives birth to octuplets and lacks the ability to support them.
2. An indebted person who chooses to give birth to a large number of babies at the expense of taxpayers and other gullible individuals.
Guy: Did you hear about that woman in California who gave birth to octuplets?

Lady: Yeah, she's on food stamps and already has like 6 kids.

Guy: What an octotard!
octotard by Beavis Comeavis February 13, 2009
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A person in the Octonauts fandom who feels like their love for Octonauts is slowing them down in the real world.
"Sometimes I feel like an Octotard, I can't even go a day without thinking about Octonauts."
Octotard by BatBites_69 May 30, 2022
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An Octonauts fan who feels like their love for Octonauts is slowing them down in the real world.
"Man, I'm such an Octotard, I can't even go one day without thinking about Octonauts."
Octotard by BatBites_69 May 30, 2022
A loud, stupid person. usually cant spell
Person 1: yu are a nurd, hehehehehe
Person 2: shut up, octtard
octtard by unknownGG January 13, 2014

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