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-Noun
1. Someone who gives birth to octuplets and lacks the ability to support them.
2. An indebted person who chooses to give birth to a large number of babies at the expense of taxpayers and other gullible individuals.
Guy: Did you hear about that woman in California who gave birth to octuplets?

Lady: Yeah, she's on food stamps and already has like 6 kids.

Guy: What an octotard!
octotard by Beavis Comeavis February 13, 2009
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A person in the Octonauts fandom who feels like their love for Octonauts is slowing them down in the real world.
"Sometimes I feel like an Octotard, I can't even go a day without thinking about Octonauts."
Octotard by BatBites_69 May 30, 2022
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An Octonauts fan who feels like their love for Octonauts is slowing them down in the real world.
"Man, I'm such an Octotard, I can't even go one day without thinking about Octonauts."
Octotard by BatBites_69 May 30, 2022
A loud, stupid person. usually cant spell
Person 1: yu are a nurd, hehehehehe
Person 2: shut up, octtard
octtard by unknownGG January 13, 2014

Octotrade 

I had so many octotrade today
Octotrade by Marshchellow August 26, 2017

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026