octovision

Things only Octomom or other crazy person can see and nobody else.

Only somebody with octovision thinks she is pretty.

by Peanut Santiago December 13, 2009

Octopising

The act of two people lying in bed, stretching out, considering getting up, but not ready for it just yet.

Ali: What time did you get up this morning?
Jo: Was going to get up early, but ended up octopising with my fella for ages.

by Wordswirth October 18, 2010

noctovision

television, in the vernacular of the modern gentleman.

"For every splendid drinking house, there will be nightclubs, chain pubs, and hell-holes showing football on noctovision, which are all to be avoided."

by the chap November 11, 2008