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octoguchi 

a sexy beast, also a fucking beast at fortnite that pulls girls in real life, since octoguchi's do not fuck with that shit.
Damn! I think there's another octoguchi right there!
SHAKE MY HEAD! An octoguchi keeps on stealing girls at the bar!
BRO! A god damn octoguchi stole my girlfriend!
octoguchi by pussyslayer784 July 16, 2019
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OctoNoChildPornOber 

The one month out of the year where no one one should; create, consume or support child porn. Created October 2019 by comedian Anthony Jeselnik.
I failed OctoNoChildPornOber this year, just couldn't do it, maybe No Nut November will be better.
OctoNoChildPornOber by LaKings666 October 25, 2019

octopushin 

To activally have eight avenues of revenue. To be able to produce income in multiple ways.
"I'm out here getting all my cash, I'm out here octopushin".
octopushin octopus
octopushin by VIC da Slick March 16, 2018
A double-quadchin that a fat welsh woman (usually named Justine) has after countless years of drinking too much wine and eating too many snacks.
Her octochin is getting out of control.
octochin by Goonie's Revenge September 27, 2023

OCDouching 

The act of using a douche so much because you never feel clean enough after sex.

Alternate Definition- Being so OCD that you turn into a douchebag and piss off the people around you.
I had sex with my husband last night as soon as he got home from work, man was so filthy I douched 20 times.

Alternate definition example- DAMNIT OGRE STOP MESSING WITH THE FUCKING CAMERAS YOU'RE OCDouching OVER THERE AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF!
OCDouching by KiyoshiKane November 19, 2023
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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