OCDouching

The act of using a douche so much because you never feel clean enough after sex.

Alternate Definition- Being so OCD that you turn into a douchebag and piss off the people around you.

I had sex with my husband last night as soon as he got home from work, man was so filthy I douched 20 times.

Alternate definition example- DAMNIT OGRE STOP MESSING WITH THE FUCKING CAMERAS YOU'RE OCDouching OVER THERE AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF!

by KiyoshiKane November 20, 2023

Tuna Plated

When you soak your dildo in tuna juices then letting it dry over and over before you use it.

"OMG girl, I tuna plated my dildo last week, and it smells so horrible. I dare you to use it."

by KiyoshiKane May 20, 2024