octobeard
Person A: Dude, why is your whole face covered in scraggly hair?
Person B: Uh, duh! I'm celebrating Octobeard!
Person B: Uh, duh! I'm celebrating Octobeard!
octobeard by dudewithasock June 30, 2008
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21 October
The day people of great importance is born. These people are the best at everything and will grow up to be very handsome and famous.
21 October by Faded_ORO21 November 14, 2019
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octobeard • October Day • October 25 • october 21 • October 24 • october 18 • october 22 • october 31 • October 23 • October 29
26 October
you can slap a friend on the 26 october and if u get slapped then u can’t slap anyone if you haven’t already.
*slaps friend 2*
friend 2: “awe dang it now i can’t slap anyone.”
*slaps friend 2*
friend 2: “awe dang it now i can’t slap anyone.”
26 October by amythememedealer October 26, 2019
October 17th
Hug your crush on October 17th
October 17th by Camdyn aka better than herp October 13, 2019
16 October
A birthday that’s one of a kind. it’s beautiful and only sweet loving and caring and surely badass people have. May the force be with them.
16 October by Obi-Wan Kenobi728 January 25, 2021
23 october
You are such an amazing person. The most kindest and wonderful friend anyone could ask for. People would love to be around you. Like, look at you!!! You're so amazing you could put a smile on everyone's face <3
23 october by xxxvvvyyy October 16, 2020
October 2
The day when the smartest and sexiest people are born. These people will steal your girl and then they'll come for you too.
Man: you see that guy over by the water cooler
Other man: yeah, what?
Man: Hear hes an October 2nd guy
Other man: oh shit hes gonna take my girl!!!
Man: Yeah, then he's coming for you
Other man: yeah, what?
Man: Hear hes an October 2nd guy
Other man: oh shit hes gonna take my girl!!!
Man: Yeah, then he's coming for you
October 2 by MIAMALKOVA's BITCH April 17, 2020
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